Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.
He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.
He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.
His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.
He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.
His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
Get the Mosesmug. The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
Get the Moses Lightsmug. Moses is a human.
by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
by piss stains November 21, 2020
Get the Moses Manoeuvremug. I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006
Get the Uber-mosesmug. 
by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 1, 2021
Get the Nigga Mosesmug.