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monks walk

A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them
"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me
by David Jayne willaims January 22, 2005
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Bastard marks

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
by Its mE Alex July 24, 2008
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Brotation Marks

When replying to a question, the use of Bro at the beginning of the sentence and the end of a sentence (like the use of quotation marks). Often used to say a witty/comedic comeback to the posed inquiry.
Example 1
Dude 1: My girlfriend got pregnant and i have no idea how!
Dude 2: Bro, based god fucked your bitch bro!
Dude 1: Nice use of Brotation marks, but that doesn't help the situation!
by Efstathios 'The Greek' October 10, 2011
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mooks

The highest level of a promise or "swear".
Against morals to go against mooks.

Like: "I swear on my mother," "truly," "seriously," "word".

Originated in CF, RI.
Mooks that new tv show is fresh.

Dre: did you really just buy those kicks after you saw me wearing em a week ago?

Rob: nah man I had em way before you.

Dre: say it !?

Rob: Mooks man.

Dre: Fuck you.
by DrizzleD May 31, 2011
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St. Marks

A ridiculously over-gayed all boys private school in Dallas, TX. All of the boys who attend love to bash the Greenhill students, but only because these persons are obvisouly superior to the ALL BOYS attendees of St. Marks.
"Hey, this totaly jerk flipped me off while I was driving today!"
"He was probably from St. Marks"
by Joe Mallick January 12, 2009
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Skin Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
Hey Bailey! Check out these skin marks on Sarah's panties!"
by Ingl October 17, 2010
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morass

A adjective referring to someone who is both a moron and an asshole and thus making them more of an asshole than usual.
Her ex-husband is a total morass.
by dana73od September 16, 2009
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