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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007
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monday

term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays
get outta my way ya fuckin monday!
by kike jones August 2, 2008
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Monday

Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.

Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.

From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!
by reggin6969 July 21, 2010
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black monday

by RCXT January 15, 2007
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Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.
John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?
by Adassica1 October 20, 2010
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Chubby Monday

The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum
Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?

Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
by Sazerac February 4, 2008
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monjacaker

Someone trying to be an Italian. Either by their poor home italian cooking, talk, or acts.
That polish fag just bought a black caddy; what a fucking monjacaker!
by bigcitybrightlights July 23, 2007
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