america's next top model

A good show, that it's very repetitive. A lot of hoochie-mamas trying to be models when they can't even do their little turn on the cat walk, yeah on the cat walk they can't even do their little turns on the cat walk. They think their too sexy for their cats, too sexy for their cats, so sexy it hurts. ooh yeah, good show by the way, I watch it, you got a problem? I like how Tyra Banks tried to be all Oprahish when she yelled at that crack-head, ghetto hoochie of Tiffany, like she cares, ha!
same thing over and over:"Congratulations, you are now one step closer towards becoming America's next top model." what will you do, coke or pepsi?

America's next top model winners:
1st year winner: Adrian, now too fat to model,was on Surreal lif eand now fucks Peter Brady.
2nd year winner: joanna or Johanna, I thought she was pale, I don't know if she models still.(Mercedez should have won, she has Lupus for god's sakes, naw, Shandy should have won, but she fucked this Italian dude, and turned into shit.
3rd year: Eva pigford,Pig for what? for that ho, oh hell no!
4th year: Go Naima, its your Bithday!She has a twin.
5th year:I hate that bitch Lisa, and that bitch Kim is so arrogant and so Lesbian,Nicole too pale. My prediction: Bre and Nik, showdown, winner:?
they always kick out the "fat" models.

by too sexy November 9, 2005

Teen Model

Someone who is shallow and think the world is just about looks, they say they look ugly to there friends when really they think their 'fit.' They tell everyone about modelling when no one really cares as everyone has normally got better qualifications than they have. They think the world evolves around them and that everyone should compliment them and they become a right bitch when you don't, and when you disagree with them.

Teen Model: OMG! I got through into teen modelling. Wish me luck i need it!!
You: erm? yeah you do need luck!
Teen Model: Just because i prettier than you, You stupid slag!

by anonyyyymousssss October 22, 2011

Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough

This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model

by Lillith515 May 1, 2019

Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.

The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

by Tell all May 13, 2012

new zealand's next top model

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.

did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011

plus-size model

A model who is larger than is currently popular, and who may in some cases have health problems related to being overweight, rather than health problems related to being underweight.

The designer used a plus-size model in his fashion show, but her size 20 is just as unhealthy as a size 0 is for most women.

by HappyMedium September 19, 2007