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g'morning

a word spoken by a precious young lady as she lazily gets out of bed meaning good morning.
My sister got outta bed and bid me g'morning.
by emm's best friend May 24, 2010
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morning star

The "morning star" is a title given to Satan in his role as Lucifer. The term was derived from a Biblical passage which identifies a Babylonian god named for that star as having fallen from the throne of heaven for his arrogance. This story was conflated with the story of the fall of Satan and 1/3 of the angels, especially because most pagan gods are considered aspects of Satan in Christianity.

The "morning star" is also a nickname for the planet Venus, which was called Lucifer in Roman astronomy. Its low position in the sky (due to its proximity to the sun) likely gave rise to the myth of it having fallen from heaven. In ancient times, the planet was considered to be the god of the dawn who opened the gates of heaven for the sun to pass through.
The morning star is bright today.

Lucifer was once the bright morning star, but fell from the favour of God.
by Lesath February 16, 2008
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morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.
I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.
by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010
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morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning
I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.
by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011
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Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.
Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.
by Turdferguson October 8, 2015
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morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...
by Obeflow May 10, 2016
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Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016
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