canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
by Little BB November 22, 2013
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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...
my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese
by bassplayer2493 November 06, 2009
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Mitten Frost Job

Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.
Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.
by HayhauntsHonths September 29, 2018
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bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase
bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)
by bigdaddy7 October 11, 2010
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mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys
Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen
by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004
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Mack mittens

Respected use of hands usually used be Mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop ass. Most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area
Told my bitch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved
by Mikie Stilo December 19, 2016
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fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.
Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.
by trishonidas March 02, 2011
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