A geographical anomaly whereby a penis erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of Minnesota to buttfuck the unknown Canadian province above it.
Over in Winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a Canadian History erupts from a man displaying a Minnesota penis while penetrating the Canadian border.
by Cr newsies February 11, 2010
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Over-excited boy, "Man, I totally gave Sarah a Minnesota snowplow last night!" "Bro, no fucking way, you're the man!" "Yea you should have seen her when I was done, she was covered!"
by Zach Coolcat September 11, 2010
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The largest city in Minnesota which has been historically distinguished by its three districts: North Minneapolis, Downtown, and areas which are not North Minneapolis or downtown.
Minneapolis has a very diversified population consisting of Hmong, Somalians, and Scandinavians. While the city looks nice, it is countered by our high crime rates, making us the 15th most dangerous state in the nation.
Minneapolis has a record of being a historically liberal city, though prides itself on being open to other options (hence, the election of Jesse Ventura). It has a very large GLBT community which is supplemented by the extensive local art.
Minneapolis has a very diversified population consisting of Hmong, Somalians, and Scandinavians. While the city looks nice, it is countered by our high crime rates, making us the 15th most dangerous state in the nation.
Minneapolis has a record of being a historically liberal city, though prides itself on being open to other options (hence, the election of Jesse Ventura). It has a very large GLBT community which is supplemented by the extensive local art.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm from Minneapolis?
Guy 2: Me too! Where at?
Guy 1: Not north.
Guy 2: I live there too!
Guy 2: Me too! Where at?
Guy 1: Not north.
Guy 2: I live there too!
by expiredspork October 19, 2008
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Minneapolis is the coolest city on earth, cuz it's got all the perks of a huge city without the disadvantages.
by Rain459 March 17, 2011
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by Traci September 7, 2003
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Get the Minnesota Pipeline mug.A state where if your a citizen of new york or new jersey you will be automaticly weirded out because were so nice.
Why the hell do new york citizens say fuck outloud. If you say fuck outloud in minnesota you will be automaticly on every person list on people who i dont trust
Why the hell do new york citizens say fuck outloud. If you say fuck outloud in minnesota you will be automaticly on every person list on people who i dont trust
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