Miami Mudbath

When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.

Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"

Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."

by Charles Bukkake October 20, 2014

Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.

thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.

by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016

Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.

Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.

by Joe that guy August 24, 2006

Miami Dolphins

An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.

Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.

by Tom Lee-Jones white Jr. lll December 8, 2014

Miami Ink

Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.

1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.

2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.

3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.

by hipstershepherd May 13, 2011

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 7, 2019