Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018

Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

milkshake cock

When a cock has white and pick veins and has vanilla flavored cum. Also the name of a horse. Horse cock.

Girl 1: “My man has such a milkshake cock”
Girl 2: “Can I have a sip?”

by Moxie2021 March 5, 2021

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023

milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook

“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper

by Tims friend March 5, 2019

barbecue milkshake

A shake that you can tell someone to make at Sonic (the drive-thu).

Luis: Hi, can I get a vanilla shake but can you mix it with barbecue sauce?

Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?

Luis: Yep!

*shake is given*

Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.

by Not Luis but perhaps Ethan S May 17, 2019