When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.
Person: well that sucks
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.
Person: well that sucks
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022
Get the Microwave at 3 am mug.Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
by Amandanaise January 7, 2023
Get the Polish Microwave mug.adj. a complimentary word used to describe a digital photo taken using a Digital Macro setting on a camera. Most often used by non-professional photographers who believe incorrectly that they have an talent for taking creative and artsy photographs.
"Wow...that digital picture you took of the snowflake is really macrowack. Are you a professional photographer"
"That's really creative the way you digitally captured the dew on the lily in that photograph."
"That's really creative the way you digitally captured the dew on the lily in that photograph."
by Britney Fox January 14, 2010
Get the Macrowack mug.The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
Get the Microwavable paintbrushes mug.To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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