Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.

"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"

by peachmagpie April 19, 2017

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Miss Daly

A malicious teacher, who only thinks about herself and tries to get students to do things without proper reasoning. She has big lips, (Probably from plastic surgery), She also gets her teaching assistant to back her up on anything even if it is untrue

EG:
Person 1: *Turns Head*

Miss Daly: WARNING ONE!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: WARNING TWO!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: Alright, You've got yourself an afterschool detention.

That miss daly, Shes such a cow

by Help me pls February 14, 2017

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miss turnbull

A fat ugly slag who always shouts at little kids because they forget their lines

Miss turnbull is clappedddd

by Fffhtcuyfyufyu February 16, 2017

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miss jordan

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too

Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt

by Penis suck February 16, 2018

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Miss Hewitt

She is literally a fucking round tangerine that grew arms and legs but ngl she is pretty sexy I would bang the shit out of her but she’s still a tangerine

Who’s the hottest teacher in dhs

Miss Hewitt obviously

by BossmanKeiran October 23, 2019

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