Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

by Twiggy April 14, 2005

Real Message

A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.

“I rode yer ma, Real Message”

by Chicaneauto October 1, 2018

mensa

A global scam which administers a test (charging in the range of 18$ to 30$) to see if you "qualify". It then proceeds to charge you a 52$ a year subscription charge. Multiply that times 50,000 members in America alone, I think you get the idea.

Whatever you do, don't let mensa trick you into taking their test.

by Waluut April 19, 2006

mensa fanook

Half a fag, or bi-sexual cocksucking homo.

Bill: Hey dude, did you see last nights American Idol.

Joey: Hell no. What are you, a fucking mensa fanook?

by dickdieseldaddy May 13, 2009

Mesach

Someone who is an extremely amazing individual. He’s a hardworking and loyal man. Someone who supports his lady and never takes her for granted. He causes shortness of breath, fluttering in the heart, and easily makes any woman fall for him. A remarkably bright smile and beautiful brown eyes. Loves his girl more than words could ever say. Very sweet and romantic, always treating his girl, Kayla like a princess. Is incredibly good looking with an eight pack that will blow your mind. Always there when you need help or just need to talk to someone. Does everything perfectly. Has a beautiful voice, incredible at dancing, and a perfectionist at drawing. Is loved by one woman more than anything; Kayla, his girlfriend/wife. Fell in love with him the moment she heard his voice. CAUTION: You could fall madly in love with him if you’re not careful! Stubborn; which makes him come off to be even sexier. Outgoing and absolutely hilarious; never is there a moment when you’re near him that you’re not smiling. Best guy ever. Will never leave his wife’s side. She loves him with all her heart. Kayla can’t get him out of her head, and has never loved a man as much as Mesach. They will be together forever.

~I love you Mesach! “It’s Us Against The World.” XOXOXOXOX~ Kayla

*Sigh* I love my Mesach.

by Mrs. McGillivray March 7, 2010

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 19, 2008