Merrysolo

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.

FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.

Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.

by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017

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Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.

Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017

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merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

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merrydin

Merrydin is a saying used by step sister fuckers after their father Married their daughter and then had a child and you call her your step sister to not make it so weird

Aaron merrydinked his sisters daughter

by Gg99 July 29, 2017

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merryness

Queen of happiness. A Merryness is usually a born leader and revolutionist. They are extremely passionate about their career.

A Merryness would go do anything to defend and protect the ones they love

Merryness will be a president

by Intellec April 20, 2018

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Merry Toppins

A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)

Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins

by MerryPoppins September 4, 2018

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