maccom

Man who lost his leg in a car accident and so put his immensely large penis in place of it. Continually getting into fights when he gets aroused (that's when the "kicking" begins).

Here he comes, walking down the street. Gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets. It's Maccom.

by ...yes March 3, 2005

McConkey

The word to describe tight fisted individuals that get paid too much to do their job but still find an excuse not to spend any, even on their self

Bob: Go on fella, get the beers in, i got the last 18 rounds
John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month
Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!

by Will_I_Am November 16, 2012

Macco

A very nice, kind, and loving person. Every one wants to talk to a macco

"Thank you very much for being such a macco."

by Bigmac898 June 11, 2018

McCor whore

Person (usually women) who only drinks McCormick's whiskey. They usually tend to take a shot of this shit as soon as they wake up, or right before they go to bed. See also taint because its a funny word.

MB and TC are such McCor whores!

by Symple666 April 19, 2005

McCorkle

(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.

(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."

(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.

(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.

(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.

(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

by J.Bro January 9, 2006

McCollough

The genitalia of a very common species of oyster.
Also a physics teacher

Dude your dick is so small! Is it the McCollough?

by mypenisissmallerthanyours June 6, 2011

Macco

A macco is typically pedophilic and owns a white van and hangs out with cavs

Shut the fuck up Macco

by Ogretastic January 1, 2020