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McDonalds 

A slow way to kill America.
One cheeseburger at McDonalds with eyerything on it should be called, your slow painful death!
McDonalds by singer201998 July 14, 2009

McDonalds 

A place frequented by stoners, who gather to feast on 99 cent hamburgers (often 6-7 at a time) and odd-shaped nuggets of "pure white meat". In a nutshell, the food is cheap and pretty damn good but be prepared to wait in line for a good half an hour, as the place is usually swamped with teens baked out of their tree after 7 PM.
"Dude, I'm F***in ripped, got mad munchies up in here"

"To McDonalds we go"
McDonalds by rainbowdash93 June 11, 2012

McDonalds 

An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).

The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".

A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.

If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.

A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason

A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.

A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.

A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.

A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!

Joe: What? I thought we were in America?

(Something then spills in the kitchen)

Mario: Merda!!!

Another day at McDonalds!

Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
McDonalds by hatelife677 July 7, 2009

McDonalds 

Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.
dude 1: I'm hungry

dude 2: well go to McDonalds, that place serves great food no doubt.

Mcdonalds 

Heaven on Earth.
Let's go to Mcdonalds, I hear it's like Heaven on Earth!
Mcdonalds by mcdickslover July 19, 2010

McDonalds 

The greatest fast food place ever. Nuff said.
"Damn thats an awesome burger!! Must be from McDonalds!"
McDonalds by Miranda July 17, 2003