metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

by Luhl95 May 22, 2017

Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

metrosexual

attracted to trains, cars, and busses. maybe even planes.

f*ck busses get money im metrosexual

by educatedshoe May 21, 2020

Marosca

She is a very Gorgeous girl, Marosca is a loving kind person, she is romantic and when in a relation ship she’ll treat you like no one else. She is very hot and rare you’d be lucky to find her so if you know a Marosca make sure you don’t let go of her.

“DUDE I JUST GOT A DATE WITH THIS HOT GIRL”
“NO WAY MAN YOU GOT A DATE WITH A MAROSCA!”

by Nick Hanes November 21, 2021

Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress

Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston

by moistys April 9, 2022

mayrose

she's a wonderful person who everyone loves. she's the best person. she's shy but if you met her a long time ago she's noisy. she's very beautiful person that everyone admires her a lot. her are are so cute. she has a gentle voice. and she has everything that the other girls doesn't have.

i love mayrose so much and she's the best gf ever.

by redjayyyy September 5, 2023

communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014