masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

The Magical Plant

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant

Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

Marica

An Italian girl, which is super cool. She is an amazing person with a heart of gold. She may be short. She is good with people but only needs a small group of her closest friends. She loves her origins and her hometown. She loves traveling and is obsessed with planes (the seat to the window is always hers). She lowkey likes a little drama and fights. She isn’t afraid to speak up for herself and her opinion. Queen of tweaking. If you have a Marica in your live be lucky she is rare!

Have you seen Marica!
Yeah she’s cute!

by Gahgg June 4, 2020

Magical Dish Fairy

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.

"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

magical parrot

What many people from the Dime Dos texbook (for learning Spanish) turn into in crappy stories that have no point and teach you nothing.

Maria turned into a magical parrot.
Maria se convierte en una lora ma`gico.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003