mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls

man lets mat bernier up in this bitch

by whorah August 6, 2011

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Mat

Scared asf to lose in cornhole

Just come play. Don’t be a mat!

by MichaelAnderson2001 August 28, 2023

mat coir

A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

by Awes December 30, 2017

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023

Mats

Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.

Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail

by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024