I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 06, 2015

resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022

Marri

probably a genderqueer person who is very gay.

lmao your such a marri dude

by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017

Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀

did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!

by keigos March 08, 2023

Marris

a relationship between two young lovers in high school

Omg mary and harris’s relationship is such a marris!!!

by Crazigals November 06, 2017