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Man

A type of a infuriating species of human. Always think they know best but really just get together and act dumb.
Hey I saw a man. He was drinking from the toilet.
UGH! So typical.
by FamilyFave October 24, 2019
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no man

1-impossible
2-frightening
1-No man understand why, Dracula has stayed no man, still in film & WB or its cartoons?!
2- - I ask you, midge, leave me at all, of the idea of Madeleine, she is an old cat, nope: She is repeated & ugly & her house is a no man home, to be catching guests through it!!!
by man!? May 17, 2018
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Man

MAN: the opposite of a woman
he who is never right (in a woman's eyes)
the most stereotyped gender
by Jimmy Oreilly December 28, 2005
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man

A person who hates women (5% being the exception).

For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"

It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.

Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.

ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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man

Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist February 1, 2010
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man

male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
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man

Can be used expressively or as an interjection.
by Micah February 16, 2005
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