manoe

actual v annoying sometimes. but is even worse when drunk. ok thats all. #sometimeswannakill

Person: ugh do u know manoe?
Other person: Oh ya i wanna kill that wvss bitch
person: Shes even worse when drunk

by mikehawk5781 November 1, 2019

hoover manover

v. When fucking a girl, hopefully, doggie style kick out their arms and make her fall on her face. Her face will noe become a vacuum.

Bill: Hey man your girlfriend's face was pretty burned up
George: (grins)

by schultz January 29, 2004

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.

guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...

by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011

Manorexia

A psychological disorder among males where one's self-image is over-inflated to include greater height, weight, strength, intelligence or genital endowment, contrary to one's actual physical appearance, sexual or mental capacity.

Greg's manorexia made him believe he could fend off his two Somoan attackers. But at 5'3" and 100 lbs he was no match.

by lvtoth October 5, 2008

mangle

1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."
2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.

David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.

by Randy Asakura April 22, 2004