"Four fingers in the front, thumb in the back. Dip in, pull out and twist with both hands. Let dry and take home as a memento."
by Ohio State students August 03, 2008
A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.
Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.
There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.
There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
by sushiX3 April 13, 2013
Someone you creates electronic crack that is designed to warp the brain of the viewer into a certain way of seeing a subject. Also see propaganda
by no use for a name August 01, 2005
Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.
Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!
Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!
by Light Joker October 24, 2004
The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
by Eaglenation12 October 08, 2011
Leonard: How was work.
Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.
Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.
Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.
Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.
Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.
Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.
Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.
Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.
by Seth Burrows December 01, 2010
Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.
Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
by DannyMcfuck August 14, 2005