Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.

Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee

by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.

Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.

by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.

"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."

by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009

diarrhe-mail

A repeated deluge of correspondence (usually unimportant) sent via e-mail by someone who cannot control the urge to burden associates with information they improperly deem important.

Baron: "Damn! Eddie Munster is wearing me out with his diarrhe-mail. That's the fifth piece of crap he's sent in the last half-hour."

by ernest.smith February 28, 2011

Chain mail

No it is not real

It is used to scare people

Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail

by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020

FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016