A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.
by hotsasserking69 May 10, 2025
Get the Sweet Mummymug. Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019
Get the Scummy Mummymug. A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017
Get the Bootyhole mummymug. the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a males penis. and proceeding to eat it off of the fallus. the act of wrapping it is similar to that of wrapping a mummy.
by hotsasserking69 April 11, 2025
Get the sweet mummymug. by sdinaz October 24, 2023
Get the Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like themmug. by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022
Get the mummymug. I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 8, 2021
Get the BeJroooomun Being mummymug.