Muck Yo Couch

Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch

Smooth, muck yo couch son.

by Ryan Stryker December 3, 2007

mutt da muck

The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".

"Hey, I heard Adam came out of the closet."
"Mutt da muck!"

by B.Money May 15, 2005

goo-goo-muck

The mix of sperm and snot.

Last night I gave my girlfriend goo-goo-muck in the hair.

by Crisky February 20, 2023

Mucking bin

"Mucking bin" refers to the act of male/female sexual intercourse.

"Muck" derives from the type of consistency created in mud when you get your boot stuck in it. "Mucking" is the action of pumping your male reproductive extremity in an inward/outward motion into a wet, viscous area; In this case, a bin.

"Bin", a variant of "dumpster" as defined in the term cum dumpster refers to a vagina.

Boys! Don't be shy with the Axe Body Spray tonight; We're out to muck some bin!

Did you hear Dan is taking his date out in his new car tonight? He's mucking bin for sure!

<phone rings> hello? hey, what are your plans tonight? my lady is coming over so I'm probably just mucking bin and ordering pizza (in no specific order). Enjoy the pizza!

by ice2bb January 17, 2018

muck my barn

eating a vagina/bush out.

Travis Scott: I love you

Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy

by nukchung October 2, 2017

Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

muck up day

muck up day is usually when year 12s do a prank similar to senior pranks. mostly used and done in australian public schools

P1 : What are you doing for muck up day?
P2 : tying a year 7 to a pole.

by eedeen November 5, 2021