Moses

Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.

Person: Racism is bad.
Moses: Hahaha, you have a great sense of humor.

by fleurfairee October 28, 2024

Nigga Moses

Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.

*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"

by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 1, 2021

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013

Moses striking the rock

I got you now you stupid bitch

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.

Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?

by McLeentel May 1, 2025

Yuval Moses

The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.

Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.

by Yuval Moses November 25, 2021

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025