The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.

Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄

by Phata August 23, 2021

Pimp Moses

A playa that goes to Mainland High School, Daytona Beach, Fl

Whats up Jon, or should I say Pimp Moses

by um...Me June 7, 2004

chris (moses)

he shags sheep all day long and his dick is full of genitle warts.
hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.

hahahaha what a chris (moses)

by george savinsky October 22, 2009

Max Moses

A faggot who can't play gun games even though he is 13. Is very homo and has a attractive sister named Maya Moses. Connor would lowkey smash. He also thinks he is a god at fortnite becuase he plays on mobile. His vision is hampered becuase of his massive ass pimples. He also at some point wrote a love letter to a girl who rejcted him.

Yo is that max moses wow I would smash his sister.

by HJGIUDWIPUTYEUDIPSH} May 14, 2018

The Moses

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.

" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.

baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.

by mitch89 August 23, 2009