Mongolian Merry Go Round

When 3 or more men rotate around in a circle around a small animal while ejaculating all over it

Man that was so fun when we Mongolian Merry Go rounded the Doob last night after Attending ninjas funeral

by Heythatwasprettygooddbo July 22, 2018

Hi Ho Mongolian Grill

The best dang place to eat in Peoria, IL!
Food
Grilled
Perfection

Fat girl #1: Hey ya wanna go eat until we can't move?
Fat girl #2: Hells yeah! Lets go to Hi Ho Mongolian Grill and get the all you can eat!!
Fat girl #1: Awesome! Lets go!!

by Lynnz May 3, 2008

Mongolian Death Stick Warlord

a part of the male body, know as the penis

heya babe u wanna see my mongolian death stick warlord ?

by SLoV November 13, 2005

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010