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McDonalds 

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.
"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

McDonalds 

Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.
Eat responsibly.
McDonalds by Anonymous July 3, 2003

mcdonaldization 

The process by which the principles of the fast-food restaurant
are coming to dominate more sectors of our society.
mcdonaldization by Lindy July 15, 2003

ronald mcdonald 

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
ronald mcdonald by Anonymous May 15, 2003

mcdonalds 

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better.

2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).

3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.

4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.

5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.

6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.

7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.
McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.
mcdonalds by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006

McDonalds Hangover 

The shitty feeling you get straight after eating a McDonalds meal, usually coupled with a 'still hungry' feeling. Usually due to all the additives and addictive ingredients in the food.

Symptoms include bloatedness, tiredness, feeling sick, feeling ridiculously full but still wanting to pump your face full of food; We call this phantom hunger. Recent studies show that McDonalds Hangovers are most common on Sunday's, with 62% occurring on this day.
Fat Girl: Man I feel aweful after eating that McDonalds but I still want more. I think I may suffer from constant munchies(Phantom Hunger)!

Fat Boy: Nah, thats just the McDonalds hangover kicking in. You are now a Maccy junkie(education)!