Mates

Gay as fuck

Mates is a really nice guy. Did you know he is gay as fuck?

by SitaMegaBaller68 November 22, 2021

Matouš

Matouš is very intelligent person. He is very strong and massive. He is not a SIMP, girls are SIMPing him. He is giga-chad alfa male. He is secretly banging ur mommy every night. Matouš is every normal man idol.

Hey Matouš, how are you?
Yes.

by mommabanger November 22, 2021

matesa

Matesa knows it all she is kind and can be mean she has a big heart she funny, beautiful, and she is a hard working woman she makes thing that aren’t possible , Possible

Matesa is amazing.

by Matesa November 22, 2021

Matouš

Matouš is very intelligent and beautiful person. He is the alfa male and every girl likes him, even your mom. Matouš is very strong and he got massive heart for every girl. He is idol of every normal man. He is obsessed with Dota 2, he is still rank 1 on EU servers.

Normal Matouš's conversation :
Hey how are you today?

Yes.

What girl do you like?

I really like the girl that gave you birth.

by mommabanger November 22, 2021

Matouš

A Czech Guy who is good at sports and hitting sick 360 No-scopes.

P1: Why won‘t they play with me?
P2: It‘s because you‘re a Matouš; they‘re afraid.

by Tetooine November 22, 2021

Matheus

He is adorable, giving, loves sex, big dick, says to not do something but is probably the one doing it, funny, dominant, manipulative. His goal is to be rich and have all the ladies. This man deep down has a loving heart and for the people he loves he will do anything.

You need a Matheus… but be careful.

by Gamer_Matheus123 November 23, 2021

Mathusaan

A professional dancer with good artistic skills, a very outgoing, fun and easy go person

That guy is stupid, he is so mathusaan

by Candyboygaming November 25, 2021