luis martinez

a male who eats tacos for a living

luis martinez consumed all my tacos today

by luis m 123 January 8, 2017

marionette

When the girl you are banging goes limp and flails around like a marionette with every thrust

I fucked her so hard she went marionette on me, but I kept going

by iknowthetop10ofeverything October 28, 2010

martinez implied

An ubiquitious event in which the surname "Martinez" is blatantly understood by one another in a conversation between to men about baseball.

No example necessary {you know why.}

by Chris Owen July 1, 2004

PETER MARTON

v. to get drunk and cry inexplicably.

"After I left the bar last night, I peter martoned on some old man's shoulder in the park."
"Was it cathartic?"
"Dude, what the fuck does cathartic mean?"

by Creamy Supreme Jeans January 30, 2008

dirty martinez

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.

Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom

by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.

Melanie Martinez is a fat flop, I doubt she can afford anything with how much of a mess her recent project Gay-12 was and the little amount of box office profit it got

by anonymous May 30, 2021

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.

Melanie Martinez is a flop, her movie K-12 received barely any box office profit- I'd be surprised if she manages to push out any good music after that embarassment

by r0manshit June 2, 2021