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Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.
Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.
by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009
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mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.
"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."
by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009
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night-mail

(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world
"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"

-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
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Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.
I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.
by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022
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mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house
Here comes the Mail Truck!
by jacie handler May 5, 2018
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Chain mail

No it is not real

It is used to scare people
Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail
by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020
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