My girlfriend is a butthole lover
by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
by bussy234 May 26, 2021
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!
by unhelpful1 June 30, 2010
by The spanish meme guy July 02, 2020
A corrections officer who falls in love with one of the prisoners. This person is typically dirty (bringing in contraband such as k2, weed, cell phones etc).
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
by Inmate lover HATER February 20, 2019
1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.
person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009
Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
by ChameleonDragon February 05, 2018