Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 26, 2009

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Running loose

When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.

Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.

by zzkdcountszz June 9, 2019

Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected

Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change

by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023

loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018