Loaded Cart

When you get a load of cum shot in your anus; then hours later you fart nothing but cum.

I fell asleep after sex and totally dropped a loaded cart in my panties.

by Bloodstaingirl May 12, 2016

Laiden

Lia Antoni + Aiden Allen

Look at Laiden

by Andrew Reilly March 4, 2021

loive

the British pronunciation of the word life

All my loive, I have been looking for love.

by Elizabeth Trenton March 19, 2005

Lorde

A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.

Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.

Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.

by Safe Place May 24, 2020

lodestone

The act of expelling a kidney stone while ejaculating on to the face of another… where in the stone fires out of one’s penis like a musket ball.

The otter lodestoned a kid watching him at the zoo.

by Fire Wyvren February 23, 2011

fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.

- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."

by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Loiden

A black dude who's gayer than Amir on a friday

Josh: Why is he molesting that bench
Kevin: Must be a Loiden

by Yaaaaayeeeeet June 8, 2018