Lochlan

Most Commonly known as the guy in your friend group that just won't grow up, and to be completely honest... he never will.

He acts just like the lochlan of a group

by ligma6969696969 July 25, 2019

lolchain

A "lolchain" is an occurance common in large internet chat rooms that happens shortly after a person cracks a joke and five or more people type "lol" in response to it.

<Joe7723>: ...And they all got aids and died.
<Amy4212>: lol
<XxReaperxX>: lol
<omgomg>: lol
<Killer78>: lol
<SpaceMan>: lol
<Resol>: lol
<Jaded>: lol
<nub2312>: fre stuf plz kthx
<Atomic42>: STUPID ASS YOU BROKE THE LOLCHAIN... sigh
<Killer78>: lmao

by weylin6 July 26, 2008

Loch

A being named after the monster with its enormous beauty.

Damn that is one good Loching chick.

That is loch right there!

by SaraLochness June 12, 2011

Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.

Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.

Often referred to as 'nessy'.

Loch Ness Monster, Scotland

by nessy2 March 20, 2011

Lochie Flynn

Kinda up himself, needs to keep his opinion to himself.Should have surfy hair not metro, they usually work at a retail place like coles or IGA. But generally nice and pretty good looking. Normally has brown hair. LOVES THE BEACH!

Do you know lochie flynn?

yeah i love that kid ;)

by hdfgsjdffjdsggsjdgdjsdf August 19, 2009

Loch Nessie Messie

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Lochted

To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit

I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!

by Bacontoothpick April 21, 2015