lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023

Lizzie

Lizzie is someone you never want to lose. She is almost always a beauty guru and will style your outfit any day. She is an extroverted people lover and no one will ever be bored around her! She can make you laugh by just looking at you a certain way. She has this aura of loving all people equally and caring for them. Never let go of a Lizzie.

Hey Lizzie, do you want to come party with us?
ALWAYS!!!!!!

by gwraveghoull November 20, 2023

lizzord

a maliha. someone who identifies as an elise but also has somewhat of a kink for lizards? and also is a fan of lizzo

lizzord is goofy as fuck.

by mephwagon December 1, 2023

lizzo

A black hole that sucks in all the chicken from the edges and the ends of the world. Once Lizzo has reached her limits she will turn to a dark entity that will consume anything and everything from all the corners of the universe, ending all life from the farthest reaches of the existance itself

"oh no my chicken is gone!!"
"wait is that a lizzo in the sky?!!"

by كس بلدي الساخنة December 7, 2023

Lizzo

Lizzo is a type A grade threat to our society we do not know when she finishes her all you can eat buffet but when she does you got to bee prepared she can easily kill you with just the sheer weight of her by simply sitting on you. This move is siple but effective to fend of this watermelon eating monstrosity you need to have these three things a bucket of kfc, a 10 mile radius hole and some sick looking running shoes. Step 1. When lizzo approaches you she will try to get the kfc bucket but you take it and use you're sick ass shoes and out runs her to the hole this is thee part where you unfortunately need to jump in thee hole killing you butt savingg everyone eles when izzo tries to get to the kfc and she has t-rex arms so shes going to die.

-Lizzo is fat.

-Not fatter than you.

by Catspammer9 March 18, 2024

Lizzo

To take a large dump in someone's toilet and not flush .

After the party I went to use my toilet and someone left a Lizzo in it .

I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.

by B_radikulous March 31, 2024

Lizzo

A unit of measure.
1 Lizzo is equal to 350 pounds or
158.757 kilograms.

That guy just deadlifted 3 Lizzos with no belt!

by El Diablo 69420 May 13, 2024