lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

by Willy Wig September 23, 2014

lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.

My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.

by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017

Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

by They are out there. June 15, 2013

Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

by a247partee April 19, 2010

Vagina Lizard

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex

I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.

by jdholguin April 18, 2008

road lizard

a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.

look out, a road lizard.

by tucsondog October 17, 2006

the excellent lizard

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)

(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."

by some book June 19, 2009