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lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.
Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh
by Willy Wig September 23, 2014
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lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.
My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.
by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017
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Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.
by They are out there. June 15, 2013
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Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.
I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!
by a247partee April 19, 2010
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Vagina Lizard

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex
I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.
by jdholguin April 18, 2008
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road lizard

a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.
by tucsondog October 17, 2006
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Love Lizard

Someone who stalks his prey and hangs around, he slimes his way into his preys life and then sticks to them.
MAX BRANNING (Eastenders)
YUSEF (Eastenders)
TOMMY DUCKWORTH ( Corronation Street)
Prime examples of love lizards!
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