Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.
I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea
by 4striiiing January 05, 2017
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limp nip

old womens breast that is saggy
Look at that limp nip
by unslayableman February 05, 2014
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Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.
“Did you see Isla today?”
Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping
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ersh limp

1. Something Hunter Thompson says occasionally.
2. A word without meaning.
3. What you say when you have nothing else to say
4. cool.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003
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limp swag

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.
Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.
by th3thomas August 16, 2011
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Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly
“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”
by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020
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limp tard

A slang/ diragatory term that conservatives use towards liberals.
"Alex jones thinks john oliver is a straight limp tard"
by Renaology October 07, 2017
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