Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).

Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.

by YAWA July 22, 2020

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

Brain Lick

An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex

"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."

by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009

Maple lick

A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.

Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night?

What?
I had a maple lick!

No way eh!

by SpicyDangles January 30, 2015

Pringle Licker

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016

crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.

Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?

by Postal worker February 9, 2018