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Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!
by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010
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lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.
Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.
by anonymous September 22, 2018
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Liana

my wife and bestest friend uwu she love doggie and has bangs plays the french horn and is rly pretty owo
by Ustomm May 30, 2019
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magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer
dont open your porn spam you might catch it
by tom November 1, 2003
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ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass
good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out
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White-lanta

White-lanta refers to the white, snobbish, nouveau-riche culture in and around Atlanta, Georgia.
"These broads are White-lanta at its finest hour. The hair is as big as the boobs, the French manicures are as white as the Range Rovers. Bring on the bling." (Bethenny Frankel reviewing the Bravo television show, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey.")
by Complex Element May 9, 2010
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Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011
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