LEGO Porn

Noun : It's not Porn by any sexual or perversive means. It refers to any Image, Video, or Audio stimulus that provides LEGO play simulation. This includes Speedbuilds, Reviews, Unboxing, LEGO Magazine Catalogs, LEGO Art Gallery. Popular LEGO Porn YouTube Channels would include AustrianLegoFan, The Brick Show, All New Bricks, Bebop, and AlexsPlanet, The Brick Vault and Jang Bricks.

This doesn't include animations like The LEGO Movie as the piece of media is providing a story, characterization, and meaning beyond just a piece of media Simulating Lego Play. YouTube Channels like JK Bricksworks are also not considered LEGO Porn because they are showcasing engineering talent and not just LEGO as a Play Toy.

To kill some time I decided to go on YouTube and watch some LEGO Porn.

LEGO Porn by MatchMaker666 August 13, 2020

Lego Indiana Jones 

The fuckin best LEGO theme ever.

holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!

Lego Indiana Jones by sweester May 6, 2020

Lego Head 

Someone who puts to much hair gell on making there hair look plastic.

Grassy why do you put so much gel on your hair you fucking Lego Head

Lego Head by SARAH_CHICK July 31, 2009

Lego trap 

When one steps on Legos and realizes the suffering they can cause you emotionally and physically

Person A: why are you crying?

Person B: *sob* *sob* I was Lego traped....

Lego trap by Lego trap April 9, 2015

LEGO Builders Club 

When someone with a prolapsed anus sticks the external rectum in another’s anal cavity.

When she asked me to take her to LEGO builders club, I knew that bitch do anal too much.

LEGO Builders Club by LEGO Builder August 24, 2018

lego head 

A nick name used as a response for girls who are called Dollface by their boyfriends, first coined by Maggie and Seth.

Seth: Alright, I'll see you tonight Dollface.
Maggie: Sure thing, Lego Head.
Seth: That's awesome. We're coining that.

lego head by painforpassion April 14, 2008

lego set 

A lego set is a word for a boys penis

"Daniel we don't want want to see you russell, and Kevin play with each others lego sets".

lego set by Daniel Martin July 8, 2017