n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
Get the legal hypochondriacmug. I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'mug. by Entity1002 March 1, 2022
Get the jesus-legalmug. There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the legal virginitymug. Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.
Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.
You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.
Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.
You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.
Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.
Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.
SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.
Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.
SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022
Get the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATIONmug. Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."
Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Legally incompetentmug. The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
Get the legal careermug.