lay mud 

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

lay mud by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

Lay a Trap

To masterbate or fap. Discreet way of saying you need a pull.

Just gonna go lay a trap guys! Be 20 mins!

Lay a Trap by trap layer October 5, 2012

lay the hammer 

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.

I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.

lay the hammer by hordichuk October 17, 2008

Lay it down

To annihilate your motorcycle bicycle or car usually ending in getting all fuck up or severely injured

Holy Shit!! That crazy fuck just layed it down on his huffy!! call the cops!!

Lay it down by pc November 23, 2004

Lay a patch 

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

Lay a patch by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

lay's it down 

that is how we do it. this the way in which we do it. the act of doing something.

we do it this way in emporia cause that's how we lay's it down!

lay's it down by kay "mf" jay September 18, 2006

lay down and wear it 

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

lay down and wear it by sbeezy March 23, 2009