Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

The Floor is Lava

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.

"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."

by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007

The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.

1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.

by dishesdoer August 27, 2009

wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.

Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.

by Nasotang December 9, 2007

Love Lava

Synonym for semen, cum or other words describing the male love juice

I erupted like Mount Vesuvius and covered her in love lava

by Bad Guy October 29, 2007

back lava

When you cum carefully onto the small of a girls back and the jizz pools in the cleft. Optionally you can then move her around to play with the lava flow.

"Dude, I totally gave Nikki some back lava last night."

"What, like the pastry?"

"No, not baklava - BACK... LAVA.

"Oh... Gross."

"Yeah, and then I made her slap it so it erupted like a volcano! Then I made her clean it up... Stupid bitch!"

by Travisssss February 14, 2012

chocolate lava cake

A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.

I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.

by iiiluckyboyiii June 6, 2014