sticky lava

The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.

Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”

Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”

by kilo min garo June 4, 2019

Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 18, 2019

lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.

"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."

by nthomson85 December 24, 2019

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

lava bread

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.

This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.

by jjjonesjr33 May 25, 2018

spicy lava suace

A Mexican Man’s Semen

Enrique unloaded his spicy lava suace on my face.

by MrGizmo212 January 14, 2018

Lava

Hot semen

B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava

Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.

B-rad: only if you let me keep the change

by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018