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chinese laundry 

the porn hotline for chinese people
Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered
chinese laundry by omono June 23, 2007

work laundry 

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.
Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

Bachelor laundry load

Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.
I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.

I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.
Bachelor laundry load by Dani T December 28, 2013

sex laundry 

When you wash your bed sheets after sex.
My roommate had her boyfriend over a little bit ago and now she's doing her sex laundry.

Dirty Laundry 

The act of urinating and excreting in one's briefs while
gyrating against another's face like that of a washing machine. Extra points are given should excrement ooze out either side of the undergarment
This guy's voice was so annoying that i wish I could have given him my dirty laundry right there in the restaurant.

dirty laundry 

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.
After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.
dirty laundry by TheMentant October 21, 2011