When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed
I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!
by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022
Get the Brown lovermug. A corrections officer who falls in love with one of the prisoners. This person is typically dirty (bringing in contraband such as k2, weed, cell phones etc).
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
by Inmate lover HATER February 20, 2019
Get the Inmate lovermug. by NuggetsFly November 12, 2021
Get the League Lovermug. by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
Get the butthole lovermug. 1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.
person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009
Get the lover covermug. by CW Muggleton June 16, 2014
Get the ginger lovermug. someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.
by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 13, 2022
Get the futt lovermug.