Linsey

the prettiest most awesome fucking person there is... a Linsey cant make friends without them having a crush or falling in love with her. Sometimes people get jealous because her gorgeous features and hot figure. Linsey's are usually petite and with big eyes the prettiest face and nose and lips and hair and soul. Linsey makes people question their sexuality. she can have anyone she wants. shes everyone elses crush but her crushes are usually fictional (she may even reality shift there for them but thats another story). Shes what you would call a "popular loner". everyone wants to know her but she's just thinking about what wattpad shes gonna read next! she also likes jewlry. did i mention she was breathtakingly gorgeous? If you have a Linsey in your life dont fuck it up because shes sweet but if you get on her bad side she will turn into Regina George and become your worst fucking nightmare and have the ones you thought were your friends turn on you because they are scared of having the same fate as you. OH and wherever she goes shes the baddest in the room and gets lots of compliments.

(Btw my insta is dont_flush_coke its a new account i forgot my old one👁️👁️)

person 1:(texting) Bro i see the hottest chick at the airport right now!! I cant take my eyes off of her. should i get her number? she has the genetic lottery!

person 2: (texting) ah..i know this marvelous being you are speaking of... YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF LINSEY

by Fredweasleyishotasfuckkk May 16, 2022

Detroit Lions

The team who uses the motto "We'll get em next year" for every season.

Dude the Detroit Lions just lost again. That's a shame.

by Roast Almighty January 12, 2020

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

Linsee

Sweet, fun-loving girl that could only come from Texas y'all. She's the best you'll ever meet.

Did you see that girl last night? She had to have been a Linsee.

by wOAh-bAby November 26, 2010

Shit'lins

(as opposed to 'Litt'lins) Council estate children aged from around 2-9 years old. Mal-nourished (due to their diet of micro chips, turkey dinosaurs and Kwick Save cherryade), filthy dirty, foul mouthed, usually dressed in knock-off local market designer clothes. Parents (single mums who spend their benefits on lambert & butler, scratchcards, and peroxide blonde bleach) chuck them out the house all day so they can fuck their cousins in peace. They hang around in gangs, throwing stones at cars, shouting badly pronounced swear words and being so inbred, have under-developed bodies, dribble, are covered in snot and marmite and should be culled.

"Why are you looking so pissed off, Will?"
"A bunch of shit'lins on the Amory council estate pelted my Jag with stones as I drove by."

by Miles TC September 5, 2008

50 lions

Friggin rad Australian hardcore band.

Rupert: Whats 50 Lions?
Archibald: A "Friggin rad Australian hardcore band."

by K-A-awesome December 17, 2007

loin pull

A powerful sexual attraction to another person that is charactarized by a tension or throbbing sensation in the vagina or penis, and an overwhelming and ceaseless preoccupation with getting their penis in your vagina, or conversely your penis in their vagina.

He and I had such loin pull that we barely finished our drinks before we were on our way to my place.

by Sailor Lady March 6, 2009