LFG

This online gaming term has two separate but parallel meanings. The first, purposeful one is "Looking For Group". At the same time, they're also saying "Looking For Girlfriend", though the mating call often falls on deaf ears.

Lvl 80 Warrior LFG

*Sits on his computer aching for female companionship*

by taldarin May 14, 2011

LFT

Little flying thing. They often appear in warmer temperatures.

"Damn, there are a lot of LFTs out tonight (swats hands around)!"

by superajkfdn May 21, 2009

LFDA

LFDA:
Acronym; used as a pejorative when referring to Liberal Democrats, or just Liberals in general; often placing emphasis on the perceived “negativity” of being associated with anything that is considered overtly “liberal” in nature:

e.g. “Liberal Fag Dumb Ass”, “Liberal Fascism Destroying America”.

“Hillary’s quote about “disagreeing with any administration” is such a typical “LFDA” response: its okay to disagree with the administration . . . until it’s YOUR administration.”

by Harry Brownestoned August 14, 2009

Lftb

Learn from the best.

Commonly used to state that you're better at something.

Lftb Sonnnnn!!
I only lftb

by Jjhmekcg July 21, 2016

lfuwp

Least Fucked Up Way Possible

How about this time, we build the app in the lfuwp

by schleepercell July 26, 2018

W.I.L.F

Standing for a "Wallet I'd like to fill".

A term used for when someone sees a nice-looking wallet that they would like to fill with their currency.

"Oh man, that wallet is an absolute W.I.L.F."

by bazzathelad March 23, 2017

N.I.L.F.

N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.

"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."

by the urban dick. February 11, 2010