It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation

David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation

David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Legally Skilled

A Stupid Ad That you don't have to look very hard to find.

If you do a Triple flip Even Though Literally a baby could do it, you are Legally Skilled.

by Hmmmcorn June 3, 2019

legacy hand

The result of, after an initial input, failing to lower your digital hand during an online conference, illiciting a second request for input.

"Ian, you wanted to comment?"

"Ah sorry Paddy - that's a legacy hand"

by Koso82 June 18, 2020

legalocracy

Control of a country by the judiciary or the legal profession which includes judges, prosecutors, lawyers and politicians who are themselves lawyers.

His office, too, is filled with books, prominent among them numerous copies of The Ruling Party of Bagatz: How Israel Became a Legalocracy, the book he published last year in which he claims that Israel’s Supreme Court judges “rule the country against the will of the people and ignore Jewish values.”
United States is a legalocracy which over 66% of the politicians are themselves lawyers.

by DrStrangeLove666 July 16, 2021