Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022
D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 20, 2022
by EEEEEEEE yes February 12, 2022
Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’
by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024
Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023
The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy
by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 09, 2021
The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.
Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
by kilo min garo June 05, 2019